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Spiritnova

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PostSubject: The Sea Captain   The Sea Captain EmptySun Jun 27, 2010 8:43 pm

There was once a captain of a ship. One day out at sea a pirate ship shows up and the lookout yells, "enemy ship on the horizon!". The captain says to his first mate, "go and get my red shirt", and so the first mate does. It was a long and tedious battle, but the crew managed to fend off the pirates without losing a single man. Later, the first mate asked the captain why he wanted his red shirt. "You see, if I were wounded in battle the blood would be hidden by my shirt, and so the crew would continue to fight". A few days later the lookout suddenly yells, "100 enemy ships on the horizon!!!". The first mate says, "what should we do?" The captain simply responds, "Bring me my brown pants!"


One of my favorite jokes, lol.
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redsaa

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Join date : 2010-05-26
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PostSubject: Re: The Sea Captain   The Sea Captain EmptyMon Jun 28, 2010 10:39 am

i remember the first time i read it, i couldn't stop laughing Laughing
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mbacolas

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PostSubject: Re: The Sea Captain   The Sea Captain EmptyMon Jun 28, 2010 5:46 pm

lol, good one
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