Champ Kind: What's it like, Ron?
Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.
Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that?
Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going.
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it!
Brick Tamland: [hesitantly] I love carpet. [Ron nods understandingly] I love desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: [whispering] I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: [helplessly] I-I love lamp! I love lamp.
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Ron Burgundy: You really want to know what love is? (Champ Kind nods his head, whispering "Yeah")
Brian Fantana: Yes! Tell us!
Brick Tamland: More than anything in the world, Ron!
Ron Burgundy: Well, it's really quite simple. It's kinda like... (singing "Afternoon Delight") Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right", why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
Everyone: (joining in) When everything's a little lighter in the light of day. And, we know the night is always gonna be there anyway!
Brick and Brian together: Thinkin of ya's workin' up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite and the thought of lovin' you is gettin' so exciting, sky rockets in flight. Afternoon Delight.
Ron Burgundy: (stops singing) You guys have it.
Everyone: (singing) Afternoon delight!
Champ Kind: (stops singing) I dunno, Ron, that sounds kinda crazy.
Brian Fantana: Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Brick Tamland: (dreamily) Yeah, you got mental problems, man.
Brian Fantana: Yeah, it really does.
Brick Tamland: Man.
Everyone: Afternoon delight!
