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PostSubject: Sherlock Holmes   Thu May 27, 2010 12:51 am

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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PostSubject: Re: Sherlock Holmes   Thu May 27, 2010 7:53 am

lol! that was hilarious! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Sherlock Holmes   Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:17 am

Hah, I've heard that one before but it still cracks me up. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sherlock Holmes   Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:38 am

that is pritty cool by the way my last names holmes and i have a friend whos last name is watson its so funny lol
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PostSubject: Re: Sherlock Holmes   Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:32 pm

It's a good joke.
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